Post by joel buckley on Jun 8, 2009 13:31:08 GMT -7
GIA MORETTI !
[/size]so, gia’s a loving, affectionate (seriously – she hugs complete strangers and isn’t beyond kissing distant relatives on the lips), mostly italian (there’s about a quarter of a slice of jewish heritage somewhere in there, though) woman. what’s not to love? she’s sure as hell spent a lot of time contemplating that in the past few months. see, she was jilted at the altar by joel buckley, with whom she was having a loving, committed relationship. honestly, she couldn’t not see the two of them being together forever. it was a shock to her as much as everybody that he would suddenly get cold feet when everything was going so well. granted, he had a funny, thick bostonian accent and he was a bit of a fixer-upper… but he’d changed.
even though gia herself is a private investigator and all her italian relatives have offered to find him and bash his head in, joel’s gone entirely off the radar. for a while, gia wondered if he’d been gruesomely murdered or was decaying in a gutter somewhere. but just a week ago, one of her contacts in canada tracked down his cell phone number. eager for an explanation, she called the number – only to be met with a woman’s voice. and that woman’s voice dryly informing her that she and joel been sleeping together.
so now, she’s headed off to montréal to find him and maybe bash his head in herself. she’s staying with her cousins – the ones from the jewishier side of the family – max and topher lane, and heaven help joel once she gets her hands on him.
also, the pb of sarah lancaster is negotiable, but i don’t recommend you change her, because holy crap she has some awesome drunk!bride pictures. she also happens to be a thinly veiled (lol bride joke!) disguise of me trying to convince you all to watch chuck (seriously, it’s awesome). /end shameless plug.
