though magical scholars are entirely unaware of this, there is an opening to hell in every town in canada. it’s called high school. like every other one, there’s cliques of chicks, cocks and jocks, freaks and geeks. unlike every other one, they have a brand spanking new gym, after the new one burned down, like, a zillion years ago. apparently some freaky american girl torched it down in a fit of wild rage. but the time when that story was a hot-button item has long since passed. it only serves as a quirky anecdote for the new kids trickling in every once and a while.
