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Post by topher lane on Jun 12, 2009 19:54:06 GMT -7
IT'S FINALLY LUPUS.[/font] is currently being inundated with spam messages with cartoon giraffes telling him to get a college degree.
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oh, cora, you know i love you, but sometimes it's really terribly obvious that you're an only child.
i could apologize, of course, and he does have to forgive me, of course, but that forgiveness part will take anywhere from six months to twenty-eight years. sebastian is my mother's son; he can hold a grudge like a sarah michelle gellar-hating japanese ghost.
and what if he pulls another mom move and makes me apologize to mona in order to earn his forgiveness? she'd take a fucking lavender bubble bath in that. i would have no pride left. none. zip. zitch. [/size][/font][/center] |
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Post by cora west on Jun 12, 2009 20:11:10 GMT -7
it's never lupus. ( online [/size] )back in time , huey lewis & the news[/font] 
[/blockquote] it's never lupus. says:
i'm sure sebastian will get over it. he's a good guy!
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Post by topher lane on Jun 12, 2009 20:16:18 GMT -7
IT'S FINALLY LUPUS.[/font] is currently being inundated with spam messages with cartoon giraffes telling him to get a college degree.
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do i get consolation prize cupcakes if he doesn't?[/size][/font][/center] |
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Post by cora west on Jun 12, 2009 20:18:16 GMT -7
it's never lupus. ( online [/size] )back in time , huey lewis & the news[/font]
[/blockquote] it's never lupus. says:
all twelve, even.
okay, that's a lie. i'd give you eleven of them because i'd want at least one!
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Post by topher lane on Jun 19, 2009 17:01:04 GMT -7
IT'S FINALLY LUPUS.[/font] is currently being inundated with spam messages with cartoon giraffes telling him to get a college degree.
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even though it's an even number, i think we should divide them unevenly, because i want seven. one for each day of the week. it'll be my breakfast. cupcake and multivitamin! the breakfast of champions! [/size][/font][/center] |
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Post by cora west on Jun 19, 2009 17:07:00 GMT -7
it's never lupus. ( online [/size] )back in time , huey lewis & the news[/font]
[/blockquote] it's never lupus. says:
in that case, we should get two dozen. so you can have enough for two weeks. D:
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Post by topher lane on Jun 19, 2009 17:10:25 GMT -7
IT'S FINALLY LUPUS.[/font] is currently being inundated with spam messages with cartoon giraffes telling him to get a college degree.
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i'd need two dozen AND two extra. are you up for that?
but then they might go stale. and all i'll have for breakfast for that one week is stale cupcakes. nobody likes stale cupcakes. i'll have to eat the cereal that also went bad because it's not in a plastic container. then it would be the freshest cereal.
wait, maybe i should put my cupcakes in that. then they would be the freshest cupcakes! [/size][/font][/center] |
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Post by cora west on Jun 19, 2009 17:15:04 GMT -7
it's never lupus. ( online [/size] )back in time , huey lewis & the news[/font]
[/blockquote] it's never lupus. says:
THEY WOULD! look at you, all smart and stuff. i guess that's why you go to the smart school. brb i'm going to go wear my "dunce" hat and sit in the corner now.
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Post by topher lane on Jun 19, 2009 17:24:22 GMT -7
IT'S FINALLY LUPUS.[/font] is currently being inundated with spam messages with cartoon giraffes telling him to get a college degree.
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oh, come on! you totally belong in the smart school. or, at least, i belong in the dumb school.
who has two thumbs and insulted the thighs of his brother's girlfriend? this guy!
so i will join you. make room on that stool, my ass is huge. [/size][/font][/center] |
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Post by cora west on Jun 19, 2009 17:29:02 GMT -7
it's never lupus. ( online [/size] )back in time , huey lewis & the news[/font]
[/blockquote] it's never lupus. says:
but not bigger than mona's thighs, am i right? HEY-OHHHHH
okay, i fail at attempting to make situations look brighter. ): oh, and MAY I REMIND YOU, i don't belong at the smart school. if i did, i think that employers would be jumping to give me a job on their newspaper staff! no, you belong in the smart school, and i belong pining for a better job while working at carlisle's restaurant.
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Post by topher lane on Jun 19, 2009 17:36:57 GMT -7
IT'S FINALLY LUPUS.[/font] is currently being inundated with spam messages with cartoon giraffes telling him to get a college degree.
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i'm only at the smart school because i know that'd happen to me too. i haven't the stones to enter the school of the real world.
and you! hey, you! no self-deprecating, okay? the reason i'm the whiny one and you're the pleasant one is because we're each the best at what we do. you suck at properly pointing your flaws, which i imagine is kind of difficult because you might just be the most awesome person ever.
hey, lookit that, you've got your own imdb page for being in the zombie movie. is that publicity i smell? want me to edit your biography? [/size][/font][/center] |
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Post by cora west on Jun 19, 2009 17:41:01 GMT -7
it's never lupus. ( online [/size] )back in time , huey lewis & the news[/font]
[/blockquote] it's never lupus. says:
if you write something akin to "most awesome person ever" then, uh, YEAH.
it won't be long until i become the heidi montag of montreal – famewhore, famewhore, famewhore.
hey, you can be my spencer pratt!
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Post by topher lane on Jun 19, 2009 17:47:35 GMT -7
IT'S FINALLY LUPUS.[/font] is currently being inundated with spam messages with cartoon giraffes telling him to get a college degree.
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"cora kendall west shot a man in reno once just to watch him die." is that adequate?
my people don't grow flesh-colored beards. we do grow really crazy mustaches, though.
besides, i would break my mother's heart if i converted to stephen baldwin christianity. [/size][/font][/center] |
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Post by cora west on Jun 19, 2009 17:50:26 GMT -7
it's never lupus. ( online [/size] )back in time , huey lewis & the news[/font]
[/blockquote] it's never lupus. says:
pretty much.
omg, grow a mustache! grow one of those curly ones so you can twirl your finger around it while you laugh manically.
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Post by topher lane on Jun 19, 2009 17:54:27 GMT -7
IT'S FINALLY LUPUS.[/font] is currently being inundated with spam messages with cartoon giraffes telling him to get a college degree.
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oh, hell, no! i'd look like borat with a mustache. it was embarrassing enough getting mistaken for ben stiller, and that was one time. back when i had sort of spiky hair and zoolander was the height of cool. wait, why am i telling you this? [/size][/font][/center] |
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