* -- acid tongue

[desdemona proust]

DESDEMONA CORDELIA PROUST
^{she's perfect in that fucked up way that all the magazines
seem to wanna glorify these days}

how about we start with the obvious – what's your name?

^{i think it's pretty obvious who i was named after. if you don't know, then you probably didn't pass high school english class. and, i can't be bothered to explain why my last name is significant. so, just click here instead.}

how old are you? and is there a story surrounding your birth? anything interesting?

^{because i really remember that day so well. but, if you must know, i'm twenty years old, and i was born on january 4th, 1989 in new york city. i was actually supposed to be delivered in montréal, but my mother went into labor a little early when she was in new york visiting some family. i don’t mind it, though – new york is a pretty nice place to be from.}

how would you describe your personality?

^{this is basically your character's personality.}

how would you define "the good life"?

^{one to two sentences is fine.}

if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

^{one to two sentences is fine.}

what do you tend to like?

^{list off things your character likes here – there should be no less than ten. remember, write in first-person!}

okay, and what do you tend to dislike?

^{list off things your character dislikes here – there should be no less than ten. remember, write in first-person!}

what are you scared of? everyone has some fears.

^{list your characters fears here – there should be no less than three. remember, write in first-person!}

do you have any secrets?

^{this is obvious. remember, write in first-person!}

how's your love life?

^{this is obvious.}

if you were given a yacht, what would you name it?

^{the drama queen.}

what is your quirkiest habit, and how long have you had it?

^{one to two sentences is fine.}

do you have any goals?

^{list at least two in first-person format!}

would you rather always lose or never play?

^{um, never play! it's all about winning. duh.}

great. and now, could you give me an overview of your life? what's happened so far?

^{this is basically your character's history. it should be written completely in first-person format!}

anything else?

^university!

^{hey! my name is elle, and i've been roleplaying for a million years. my character's play-by is leighton meester.}

mona jumped out from behind a bookshelf. "RAAAAAAAAAAR!" she screamed.